Man Clucking Like Chicken Saves Millions from Holiday Boredom!
Welcome to the most exciting development in Christmas, since Santa himself! This quality product is uniquely and specifically designed to bring the MERRY back into Christmas, the HAPP [+]Man Clucking Like Chicken Saves Millions from Holiday Boredom!
Welcome to the most exciting development in Christmas, since Santa himself! This quality product is uniquely and specifically designed to bring the MERRY back into Christmas, the HAPPY back into New Year and the stuffer back into stocking!
KIDS LOVE IT! Adults love it!
Adult children love it as well as childish adults. And isn't being a kid again what Christmas is all about?
This album contains fully orchestrated accompaniment, jazz combos, medieval minstrels and more! Please do not confuse this with other products that contain sampled animal sounds. As entertaining as they may be, they do not have the enduring quality and production values of Happy Clucking Holidays.
Buy Happy Clucking Holidays and get more than your money's worth. Can you put a price tag on joy? How much is it worth to put a smile on a small child's face. Wouldn't you love to see your friends laugh for just a few dollars?
This is your chance! Order NOW!
Still Not convinced? Here are the answers to our most frequently asked questions:
Q: Why do I need Happy Clucking Holidays?
A: You need mirth and merriment and this is your ticket to holiday fun fun fun. Put Happy Clucking Holidays in your CD changer between your Bing Crosby and Nat King Cole and just watch the smiles. This is what joy looks like. Look your smiling already!
Q: What is Happy Clucking Holidays anyway?
A: It's me (Dirk Keysser) clucking Christmas songs like a chicken accompanied by the virtuoso performances of my producer Alec Shantzis. This is no barnyard chicken piped through a computer this is “for real”. So real it's like music! There is classical, jazz, medieval, pop. This is what happens when a knucklehead (read comedic genius) with a silly idea (Dirk Keysser) meets a really talented musician (Alec Shantzis) that is willing to risk his reputation to make it sound truly awesome.
Q: Why did you go through so much trouble to produce this thing? Wouldn't it have been so much easier to record a real chicken play jingle bells and leave it at that?
A: Sure it would have been easier. But why build just a boat when you can build the Titanic? Bad example! I mean why do it if it's going to sink? This is really
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