Hey Earth dorks.... Stick THIS in your ear! I'll kick your Mars-invading Earthling butts to the far side of the galaxy with my Songs From Mars alien rock CD. Check out my "Message From Mars" song and prepare to embark on the journey. I'll also steal [+]Hey Earth dorks.... Stick THIS in your ear! I'll kick your Mars-invading Earthling butts to the far side of the galaxy with my Songs From Mars alien rock CD. Check out my "Message From Mars" song and prepare to embark on the journey. I'll also steal away countless Earth women with my stunning good looks, superior intelligence and irresistible Martian charm. Take a listen to my "Hot To Trot Little Martian Guy" song to hear what I'm talking about. (Earth babes are HOT!) That'll teach you geeks of Earth what happens when you and your junky, primitive contraptions muck around with my Planet Mars....
Weep for me as you listen to my "Run Over By A Rover" song, a tragic tale of how one of your idiotic, monstrous later generation rovers rolled right over me one (not so fine) Martian day.
And to add insult to injury, even your much more dainty earlier rover Sojourner, the ONLY Earth junk I've ever loved, has caused me endless heartache and grief since her untimely death years ago due to the failure of her crude, poorly designed battery pack. Check out my "In Memory Of Mars Rover" song for the heartbreaking details - it's a real tear-jerker. Can't you Earth dorks get ANYTHING right???
-Frustratingly enduring your invasion,
Your cheesed off interplanetary neighbor,
The Dude From Mars
(All music and vocals created, performed and produced by The Dude From Mars.)
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