CIA – Central Intelligence Agency Director of Operations Langley, MD.
To: President of the United States Chief of Staff White House EYES ONLY
Re: The Invincible Doctor Psyclops Invasion
In re your memo of the 25th: It is verified [+]CIA – Central Intelligence Agency Director of Operations Langley, MD.
To: President of the United States Chief of Staff White House EYES ONLY
Re: The Invincible Doctor Psyclops Invasion
In re your memo of the 25th: It is verified that the Doctor Psyclops outfit is simply a cinematic spy-rock music band, not a quasi-political international espionage outfit. They were most prominently in operation between late 2000 and early 2004, performing in and around the New York City area.
Influenced by film soundtracks, modern experimental rock, 80's music, and avante jazz, they attire themselves in various costumes and, when possible, accompany their music with a hypnotic visual slideshow. However, they continue to portray themselves as espionage agents. Their website, www.DrPsyclops.com, further promotes this false mystique with mail encryption utilities and disguise instruction.
They produced two lo-fi eponymously-titled propoganda-laced recordings, commonly referred to as "The Cardboard Album" and "The Invisible Album," both references to their packaging.
Authorization to make contact either by word, writing, printing or any electronic medium including yet to be invented from now until the end of the world can only be made by the readers of this memorandum.
It remains the policy of this office that Doctor Psyclops is null-function, and does not exist.
Signed,
Director, Operations.
NOT FOR FILING, COPYING OR ELECTRONIC RECORDING. DESTROY ON READ.
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